Southern California Brings Me Down (Neil Young Parody) National Lampoon

I need someone to live with me
To keep my bed warm
And keep my shorts clean

I need a maid to give for free
And sew patches on my jeans

I dreamed I saw my cowgirls housewife
I was driving in my pick up to LA
I wanna love you while I can, Babe
Before I become an old man

Southern California brings me down
Southern California brings me down
Southern California brings me down

Oh, I need someplace to go
Oh, north Ontario
It's safer than Alabama
It’s safer than Ohio -oh

(Solo)

Gonna go home now where I can glow
With the cowgirl of my dreams
Gonna stay so now
Just stare out my basement window and scream