[Verse 1]
All rise and come to order
Bailiff start the video recorder
You've been sworn, what's your complaint?
Speak up son, don't hesitate
Presided in his courtroom so long ago
He was hanging cowboys for stealing buffalo
Court is adjourned for his honor's feeling ill
The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill
[Pre-Chorus]
Hang up your robe 'cause you're looking tired
If it was up to me you'd all be fired
Day after day convicting all those liars
This ain't TV jail, it's TV Hell
[Chorus 1]
Believe it or not
Those walking blood clots make enough money for a thousand foot yacht
Who in Hollywood did they ever acquit?
Just senile, judicial idiots
As the drama unfolds and the law he upholds
If you look real close you could see him growing mold
Small claims messiah is only a pariah to be ridiculed
Objection overruled
All rise and come to order
Bailiff start the video recorder
You've been sworn, what's your complaint?
Speak up son, don't hesitate
Presided in his courtroom so long ago
He was hanging cowboys for stealing buffalo
Court is adjourned for his honor's feeling ill
The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill
[Pre-Chorus]
Hang up your robe 'cause you're looking tired
If it was up to me you'd all be fired
Day after day convicting all those liars
This ain't TV jail, it's TV Hell
[Chorus 1]
Believe it or not
Those walking blood clots make enough money for a thousand foot yacht
Who in Hollywood did they ever acquit?
Just senile, judicial idiots
As the drama unfolds and the law he upholds
If you look real close you could see him growing mold
Small claims messiah is only a pariah to be ridiculed
Objection overruled
Comments (0)
The minimum comment length is 50 characters.
Information
Users of Guests are not allowed to comment this publication.
There are no comments yet. You can be the first!