
Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative? NOFX
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I don't feel like movin'
I don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' a little trouble breathin'
Hеy, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag
I don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' a little trouble breathin'
Hеy, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag
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