Stay at Home Dad Jon Lajoie

I'm a stay-at-home dad
I'm on paternity leave
I'm a stay-at-home dad
It's just the baby and me
I'm a stay-at-home dad
While my wife's at work
I've got a bottle in my hand and spit-up on my shirt

Baby wakes me up around 5am
Kicking and screaming until his face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
So I give him his bottle, my wife gets out of bed

Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
O-oh, o-oh, someone's diaper is smelly
O-oh, o-oh, it leaked all over his belly
O-oh, o-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly

Kiss my wife goodbye while I clean up his bum-bum
It's time for his bath, this is gonna be fun, fun
I try not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry

But if he cries, to make him stop, I've got a trick
I make funny noises with my mouth like this
Brrr, brrr, brrr, gaga gogo gagaga
Then we play peek-a-boo, it makes him laugh