The Jazz Discharge Party Hats Frank Zappa

Once upon a time
It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico
There were these girls that worked at the college
The were really cool, they thought so anyway
The would be delighted to tell you how suave they were
At the drop of a hat

There was three of 'em
One of them thought she was a beauty queen
The other one was a walking blow-Job
And then there was this skinny girl

Oh well
Some of the guys in the band got together
With the girls from the college
They were having a good time
We were in Albuquerque for a couple of days
But these girls thought they were Hot Shit
And wouldn't pooch the guys in the band
On the first day, so
A couple of the guys in the band
Who were desparate for that kind of action
Kept working on them for two days
Which is a waste of fuckin time anyway
So, anyway
But if that's your idea of a good time, what the hey?