That’s Not How the Story Goes Nick Urata (Ft. K. Todd Freeman, Louis Hynes, Malina Weissman, Neil Patrick Harris & Patrick Warburton)

[LEMONY SNICKET]
You may think that the Baudelaires
Ought to prevail
And be tucked some place
All safe and sound
Count Olaf captured
And rotting in jail
His henchpeople nowhere around

[COUNT OLAF]
But there's no happy endings
Not here and not now
This tale is all sorrows and woes
You dream that justice
And peace win the day
But that's not how the story goes

[MR. POE]
You might think that two parents
Both brave and both true
Would live 'til a nice ripe old age
But I'm sad to say
I have bad news for you
The curtain rings down on the stage

[VIOLET & KLAUS]
Yes, there's no happy endings
Not here and not now