The Coldest Night Of The Year Elaine Paige

On the coldest night of the year
At a pub called "The Elephant's Ear"
Incredible Phat, the Inn Keeper's cat
Was having a saucer of beer
With fourteen merry gentlemen
On the coldest night of the year

As the hour of eleven drew near
Some poor stranger in rags did appear
At the door of the Inn, face weary and thin
To ask, "Is there any room here?"
But the owner just laughed and said "My friend
It's the coldеst night of the year

"We'vе a sheikh with three wives
And a moneylender
A taxman, a soldier, and a harness mender
Three balmy old coots in silver boots-
Two are stargazers and the other's a seer."

(Out into the night crystal clear
The stranger went hiding a tear
And Incredible Phat, the Inn Keeper's cat
Followed and saw standing near) here suddenly still
A donkey bearing a pale, sweet girl
Through the coldest night of the year