Ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time. I present to you now the top 10 WORST lyrics of 2013. Let's get started
10. Versace
"Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace etc."
These idiots say the word "versace" 50 times… BEFORE THE FIRST VERSE STARTS. Jeez, you know, I remember in the mid 2000's when people were getting all up in arms about McDonald's offering to pay a rapper for every time they mentioned Big Macs in a song, but now, no one's even batting an eye at this crap!
Come in my room, my sheet Versace
When I go to sleep, I dream Versace
Guys: PRETEND like you have artistic integrity. You see, when people normally drop product placement that's paid for, they do it subtly, to sneak in their product as somehow inherently a part of a culture. Which is sneaky, and sure, behind the scenes, they're calculating all these ways to market to us, but in the forefront, especially when it comes to music, songs like "Pass the Courvoisier" mentioned the product more in passing than anything. I mean, sure, it's the in the title, but in the context of the song, it was only in about half of the actual chorus and never really gets mentioned in the verses. You could excuse it if you wanted to, or you could really pay attention to it. But with a song like this, it lets advertising agents know that they don't have to be subtle anymore. They can just HAMMER THE NAME INTO YOUR HEAD UNTIL YOU BUY IT!!
Versace my clothes, while I'm sellin them bows
Versace took over, it took out my soul
Pardon?
Versace took over, it took out my soul
Oh, wow… you sold your soul to Versace for a hit song? Well, I hope the eternal flames of hell was well worth peaking at number... 99 on the Billboard's Top 100
However, though, the idea of them actually getting paid for name dropping Versace went right out the window when I heard their NEXT single
"HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA"
10. Versace
"Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace etc."
These idiots say the word "versace" 50 times… BEFORE THE FIRST VERSE STARTS. Jeez, you know, I remember in the mid 2000's when people were getting all up in arms about McDonald's offering to pay a rapper for every time they mentioned Big Macs in a song, but now, no one's even batting an eye at this crap!
Come in my room, my sheet Versace
When I go to sleep, I dream Versace
Guys: PRETEND like you have artistic integrity. You see, when people normally drop product placement that's paid for, they do it subtly, to sneak in their product as somehow inherently a part of a culture. Which is sneaky, and sure, behind the scenes, they're calculating all these ways to market to us, but in the forefront, especially when it comes to music, songs like "Pass the Courvoisier" mentioned the product more in passing than anything. I mean, sure, it's the in the title, but in the context of the song, it was only in about half of the actual chorus and never really gets mentioned in the verses. You could excuse it if you wanted to, or you could really pay attention to it. But with a song like this, it lets advertising agents know that they don't have to be subtle anymore. They can just HAMMER THE NAME INTO YOUR HEAD UNTIL YOU BUY IT!!
Versace my clothes, while I'm sellin them bows
Versace took over, it took out my soul
Pardon?
Versace took over, it took out my soul
Oh, wow… you sold your soul to Versace for a hit song? Well, I hope the eternal flames of hell was well worth peaking at number... 99 on the Billboard's Top 100
However, though, the idea of them actually getting paid for name dropping Versace went right out the window when I heard their NEXT single
"HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA"
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