Dream A Little Harder Team StarKid (Ft. Alex Paul, Denise Donovan, Dylan Saunders, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Jim Povolo, Joseph Walker, Lauren Lopez, Meredith Stepien, Nick Gage & Robert Manion)

[NARRATOR]
Once upon a time... In a faraway land, there was a magic kingdom that prospered through its commitment to two simple ideas: duty and devotion. The Two D's. For many years the kingdom stood as a shining beacon for artisans, craftsmen, and storytellers who all flocked to the land with a dream to uphold the sacred Two D's. Through their hard work, a glorious golden age came to the kingdom. Followed by a second - even greater than the first! Then... came the dark times. The kingdom came into the hands of an evil sultan, and through his negligence the kingdom fell to ruin. The happiest place on earth... became the crappiest place on earth. Despite the efforts of one man. A man with a dream. To restore the kingdom to its former glory and bring about the prophesized third golden age. A misunderstood man. This is his story - the untold story of a royal vizier!

[JAFAR]
I look around the kingdom
And see the desparation
And the devastation that persists
No matter what I do
But today could be the day
I finally make a difference
And all the grateful citizens will say to me

[CITIZENS]
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

[BAKER, spoken]
Fuck you, Jafar!

[JAFAR]
Good morning, baker!

[BAKER]
Where are you off to today, you no good piece of shit?