One Christmas at a Time Jonathan Coulton (Ft. John Roderick)

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

I put all this year's presents on my credit card and kinda went overboard
But by this time next year, my podcast will be earning serious money

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

Every year, my brother gets totally trashed and passes out on the couch
So this year, I dusted all the couches with itching powder

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

Look, I couldn’t find a single Teddy Ruxpin anywhere, but they'll still be just as popular next year
And when I find a stash, I'll buy ten

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time