Hillary Rodham Clinton The Key of Awesome (Ft. Cara Samantha, Dion Flynn, Mark Douglas & Tatiana Owens)

[Mark Douglas as Donald Trump]
How does a moon-faced schemer, wife of a cheater
Elected to the New York Senate then
End up in the cabinet of her former nemesis, a president she ran against
I like to speak in yuge run-on sentences

[Mark Douglas as Bernie Sanders]
As First Lady, she fought daily for kids and babies
I once called her shady
But I was just campaigning
I don't mean to be flaky
And look, I'm not saying she's ideal
But at least she's not orange, racist and rapey

[Mark Douglas as Bill Clinton]
When Hillary campaigns she never takes a break or complains
And it's insane that people still support this buttmunch
This guy's worrying 'cause if he wins he'll have to do stuff
He'll have to answer for the facts and figures that he trumped up

[Mark Douglas as Tim Kaine]
Then a running mate came in the form of Tim Kaine
Our gal saw her numbers stay basically the same (swell)
I'm just here to say whatever you need me to say
I may have a few suggestions though (just stay out of the way), okay