Quagmire: Nip nip here, nip nip there

And a bevy of porno stars

There's jugs and mugs of Molson beer

In Canadian nudie bars

Dirty hoes, put on shows

And a lot of them don't have scars

They'll even take it up the nose

In Canadian nudie bars

You can touch and squeeze and they don't even care

Peter: Would they even dye their pubes to match my hair?

Quagmire: Uh huh!

Peter: Color me there

Quagmire: Do like me, say "oui oui"
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