Stay Offa My Facebook Wax

[Intro:]
Oh man, im tired!
And a long yet productive day at the studio today
Feeling little good about myself
Just gonna check my facebook and see if I got any messages from old friends of mine
Maybe brag a little bit, Y'know what I mean?

[Verse 1:]
I just updated my status
It says, "Big Wax is the motherfuckin' baddest"
And along comes Katie, from Missouri
Hits the 'Like' button in a hurry
Two minutes later got a worry cause I check my messages
And my girl wants to know who this bitch I had sex with is
I say, "Who?". Up comes the chat box
"Katie." Caps Lock
I typed back, "Girl it ain't like that."
Katie is the girlfriend of my boy Mike that I know from a Psych Lab, he's a college buddy
She typed, "O-M-G. I'm not a dummy."
Her status says 'Single' on the wall
Is that the girl you fucked on tour last fall
So I hit the X, then I get a text, then I get a call
Then I get a tweet at @BigWax "Fuck Y'all"
I hope you and Katie both die
Here's an e-kite you should both go fly
I should've just deleted my page
Fuck that, now I'mma need it to get laid