Cryptid Madilyn Mei

[Verse 1]
Nice to meet you
I’m a cryptid
I don’t scare off
Many children
They just laugh
It makes me livid
I’m not scary
Like I should be
Play with dolls
When no one’s looking

[Verse 2]
Dad is Bigfoot
Mom is Nessie
Can’t just say
"I tried my best", see
They’re expecting
So much more
I couldn’t care less
But I still try
I’ll go hairless
Grow some more eyes

[Chorus]
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you