[Round 1: Charron]
Over the years, we've partied a lot
I've gotta thank you, you're my dude
I picked up that Scotian chick in the club
You let me bang her in your room
But two hours later, you went down on her
Don't say that isn't true
You gave them kids a licking like Jamaican parents do!
I'm the type to bang a bitch, and tell the broad I'll see her later
You ate out that pussy like the Octomom in labor!
And what about that girl at your work party you harassed for a bit
See was passing out drunk and you started grabbing her tits
Your boss found out and fired your ass for that shit
You told me not to bring it up but it's a battle you prick
That sexual act was so forced even your set ups felt bad for that shit
You're an impatient, ignorant bastard, you couldn't get any fatter
Eating your Advent Calendar in one day doesn't make Christmas come faster!
Your ass crack is so fricking wide, you spread your butt at the end of a Slip N' Slide and kids slip inside
Don't laugh
Against Diaz, I had to convince him not to spit that line
Your IQ is 69
Gay jokes that are predictable, bland
Write a situation where we're both faggots, this is his plan:
"Like the other day, Charron chilled with a ridiculous man
He pooped on a moving razor and that's when shit hit the fan
Charron had problems jerking off a kid from Japan
So I opened the door like, 'Hey, bro! Let me give you a hand.'"
Gay, Just Daze, kicked your ass so it's hard to predict this
One foot in the grave, a kick with bow legs left you toe tagged
The karma's delicious
A [?] with lame wits who targets the artists he kicks with
The next mark to get marked off my hit list is Alex Larsen: where's Kid Twist?
We're partners-in-business
This is part of the business
In 2 on 2's, I committed murders you should be charged as a witness
Play the part of Bernardo, you think you Scarborough's sickest?
Get outsmarted by narcissist image
No Karla Homolka, partnership over
You suffer behind the bars when we're finished!
Insomniac, I'm on that zombie trend
Call me Merle: if I'm armed with metal, then I'm offing heads
Your jokes have got to end
They're all the same, I facepalm like "Not again!"
We all evolved, so lock the pen
Or die from this delivery behind bars like Rick's wife in The Walking Dead
I never get good opponents, is there something that you should tell me?
Next I wanted Mook or T-Rex but apparently they're both battling Skelly
If you're not a staff favorite, you amount to nothing
Canadians won't battle Canadians, Pat Stay's a clown for ducking
I know my dad's alive and I'm not a black American with a pound that's dumping
But my battle partner is Autism that's gotta count for something
I bet your fam's not that impressed
He's such a dumb terrorist he tried to strap a Jager bomb to his chest
Your mother's extremely rude and your grandma's a bitch too
Your sister's an alcoholic and your dad use to hit you
You need to see for yourself, you have family issues
Nah, you need to C4 yourself and take your family with you!
Over the years, we've partied a lot
I've gotta thank you, you're my dude
I picked up that Scotian chick in the club
You let me bang her in your room
But two hours later, you went down on her
Don't say that isn't true
You gave them kids a licking like Jamaican parents do!
I'm the type to bang a bitch, and tell the broad I'll see her later
You ate out that pussy like the Octomom in labor!
And what about that girl at your work party you harassed for a bit
See was passing out drunk and you started grabbing her tits
Your boss found out and fired your ass for that shit
You told me not to bring it up but it's a battle you prick
That sexual act was so forced even your set ups felt bad for that shit
You're an impatient, ignorant bastard, you couldn't get any fatter
Eating your Advent Calendar in one day doesn't make Christmas come faster!
Your ass crack is so fricking wide, you spread your butt at the end of a Slip N' Slide and kids slip inside
Don't laugh
Against Diaz, I had to convince him not to spit that line
Your IQ is 69
Gay jokes that are predictable, bland
Write a situation where we're both faggots, this is his plan:
"Like the other day, Charron chilled with a ridiculous man
He pooped on a moving razor and that's when shit hit the fan
Charron had problems jerking off a kid from Japan
So I opened the door like, 'Hey, bro! Let me give you a hand.'"
Gay, Just Daze, kicked your ass so it's hard to predict this
One foot in the grave, a kick with bow legs left you toe tagged
The karma's delicious
A [?] with lame wits who targets the artists he kicks with
The next mark to get marked off my hit list is Alex Larsen: where's Kid Twist?
We're partners-in-business
This is part of the business
In 2 on 2's, I committed murders you should be charged as a witness
Play the part of Bernardo, you think you Scarborough's sickest?
Get outsmarted by narcissist image
No Karla Homolka, partnership over
You suffer behind the bars when we're finished!
Insomniac, I'm on that zombie trend
Call me Merle: if I'm armed with metal, then I'm offing heads
Your jokes have got to end
They're all the same, I facepalm like "Not again!"
We all evolved, so lock the pen
Or die from this delivery behind bars like Rick's wife in The Walking Dead
I never get good opponents, is there something that you should tell me?
Next I wanted Mook or T-Rex but apparently they're both battling Skelly
If you're not a staff favorite, you amount to nothing
Canadians won't battle Canadians, Pat Stay's a clown for ducking
I know my dad's alive and I'm not a black American with a pound that's dumping
But my battle partner is Autism that's gotta count for something
I bet your fam's not that impressed
He's such a dumb terrorist he tried to strap a Jager bomb to his chest
Your mother's extremely rude and your grandma's a bitch too
Your sister's an alcoholic and your dad use to hit you
You need to see for yourself, you have family issues
Nah, you need to C4 yourself and take your family with you!
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