Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder Company (Ft. Bryce Pinkham, Jefferson Mays & Joanna Glushak)

LORD ADALBERT:
When you’re lookin’ down the barrel of a gun
It concentrates the mind completely
And suddenly, you’ll find
A love for human kind
That makes you look upon the world
More sweetly
When all at once, it seems your life is done
You recognize it all goes by so fleetly
There’s so much left to do
Except, of course, for you
When you’re lookin’ down the barrel of a gun

When you’re lookin’ down the barrel of a gun

SERVANTS:
Down the gun

LORD ADALBERT:
And the barrel looks right back at you demurely

SERVANTS:
Demurely

LORD ADALBERT:
With an eye that seems to say
“Perhaps you ought to pray”
So sorry that you’re dyin’ prematurely
You’re grateful that you had your share of fun