Come To The Supermarket (In Old Peking) (Live at the Bon Soir, Greenwich Village, NYC - Nov. 5, 1962) Barbra Streisand

[sung]
If you want a fancy fan
Or a turkey born in turkey-stan
Or a slave that's awfully African
Or a teapot, early Ming
Come to the supermarket in Old Peking

Well, if you want to buy a kite
Or a pup to keep you up at night
Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White
Or a frog who loves to sing
Come to the supermarket in Old Peking

They have sunflower cakes, moonbeam cakes
Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes
Pickled eels, pickle snakes
Fit for any king

If you want a bust of jade
Or an egg that's more or less decayed
Or in case you care to meet a maid
For a nice but naughty fling

Come to the supеrmarket
If you come on a turtle, you can park it
So comе to the supermarket and see Peking