[Round 1: Charron]
Fuck this opera singer, y'all know I rap crazy things
You officially proved it ain't over til the fat faggot sings
Ayo, and he can talk about Kermit The Frog, but I know this motherfucker's a snitch
So he's like Kermit The Frog, he's the one fucking with pigs
He's a faggot, I come through [?]
He can reference Alice In Wonderland, I think that's tragic
Well you're like Alice In Wonderland cause your mom was a drug slut you were conceived on acid
And that choke was fucking awkward, you better stop it again
This is something you definitely...you don't want to show to all of your friends
I went from battling "Crack" Select to Fat Select
You're so fat I bet if Uncle Phil tried to pick you up like Jazzy Jeff
That you'll have to step, he'd collapse try to catch his breath
Another death where he has to grab his chest like Malcolm X
You're so fat I bet Alpha-getti taught you the alphabet
Your fucking mattress set is a landing deck
And the only time you hold your weight is when you're flashing men on Chat Roulette
You're so fat I bet you try to find true love on The Bachelorette
But got kicked off cause you didn't have a neck
You're so fat I bet you still got that acting check
Cause you realized you're on NBC's casting set
Phoned up your new agent and got the role as a food taster for Master Chef
I should smack you Shrek
I bring down the house when I step on stage or in the booth
The last time you brought the house down you were planking on your roof
This Farm is fat, both your thighs are Oprah size
If you jumped on my back I'd get a broken spine
This dirty hobo would be the perfect logo for the Phat Farm clothing line
Fucking "Pork" Farm
I know this guy's a delirious cat
You can tell that you clearly are wack
When even Nat Select's girlfriend covers her fucking ears when you rap
Here is a fact, you scream loud to hide the fact you can't rhyme
You're so theatrical live that people actually clap at your lines
The fact still remains no one watches your match ups online
Bitch, I've done freestyles in my room with more views than all your battles combined
You're not even worthy to get bodied by me
I accepted this soley to improve Ottawa's scene
I represent King Of The Dot and bouts overseas
You're still a Ground Zero MC, I'm literally out of your league
So when he brings up my past achievements it'll give him a purpose
But you don't deserve to have your name mentioned while I'm spitting these verses
Bitch you don't even deserve to be in this position to get murdered
You're like your grandpa in the Holocaust getting burned when you didn't deserve it
I bet you think your sufferings were non existent
You're so Jewish you don't in the Holocaust...because the word "caust/cost" is in it
Fuck this opera singer, y'all know I rap crazy things
You officially proved it ain't over til the fat faggot sings
Ayo, and he can talk about Kermit The Frog, but I know this motherfucker's a snitch
So he's like Kermit The Frog, he's the one fucking with pigs
He's a faggot, I come through [?]
He can reference Alice In Wonderland, I think that's tragic
Well you're like Alice In Wonderland cause your mom was a drug slut you were conceived on acid
And that choke was fucking awkward, you better stop it again
This is something you definitely...you don't want to show to all of your friends
I went from battling "Crack" Select to Fat Select
You're so fat I bet if Uncle Phil tried to pick you up like Jazzy Jeff
That you'll have to step, he'd collapse try to catch his breath
Another death where he has to grab his chest like Malcolm X
You're so fat I bet Alpha-getti taught you the alphabet
Your fucking mattress set is a landing deck
And the only time you hold your weight is when you're flashing men on Chat Roulette
You're so fat I bet you try to find true love on The Bachelorette
But got kicked off cause you didn't have a neck
You're so fat I bet you still got that acting check
Cause you realized you're on NBC's casting set
Phoned up your new agent and got the role as a food taster for Master Chef
I should smack you Shrek
I bring down the house when I step on stage or in the booth
The last time you brought the house down you were planking on your roof
This Farm is fat, both your thighs are Oprah size
If you jumped on my back I'd get a broken spine
This dirty hobo would be the perfect logo for the Phat Farm clothing line
Fucking "Pork" Farm
I know this guy's a delirious cat
You can tell that you clearly are wack
When even Nat Select's girlfriend covers her fucking ears when you rap
Here is a fact, you scream loud to hide the fact you can't rhyme
You're so theatrical live that people actually clap at your lines
The fact still remains no one watches your match ups online
Bitch, I've done freestyles in my room with more views than all your battles combined
You're not even worthy to get bodied by me
I accepted this soley to improve Ottawa's scene
I represent King Of The Dot and bouts overseas
You're still a Ground Zero MC, I'm literally out of your league
So when he brings up my past achievements it'll give him a purpose
But you don't deserve to have your name mentioned while I'm spitting these verses
Bitch you don't even deserve to be in this position to get murdered
You're like your grandpa in the Holocaust getting burned when you didn't deserve it
I bet you think your sufferings were non existent
You're so Jewish you don't in the Holocaust...because the word "caust/cost" is in it
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