Protection Ben Folds

[Verse 1]
Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad
So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they're not apprised
Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future
So as not to get all screwed by methods hereinafter devised
So will I

[Chorus]
And I guess I will protect myself from you
Sometimes, I get so tickled I can't talk
But I will protect myself from you
I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk

[Verse 2]
You're not exactly what I'm looking for
You don't even know that but I've got it straight, I'm keeping it in mind
No you're not what I was looking for
I just need a little bit of what you've got; a little bit
Don't make me laugh

[Chorus]
And I guess I will protect myself from you
Sometimes, I get so tickled I can't talk
But I will protect myself from you
And I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk