Teens and Their Damn Smartphones Hot Dad

[Intro]
Seems that

[Verse 1]
It seems that something ain't the same today
The kids are different, no, they ain't the same
Kids today don't like the same stuff
Back in my day, we liked different stuff

[Verse 2]
Today's kids'd rather stay indoors
They don't help, they don't do no chores
Loggin' on, clickin' pictures in the dark
Downloadin' ZIP files of Linkin Park

[Chorus]
These modern teens are just a different breed
They're on their smartphones, it's all they need
Takin' selfies everywhere they go
Holdin' phones instead of hands with bros

[Verse 3]
They don't care about the birds and bees
Their favorite birds are mad and on a screen
Today's kids don't even get their hair cut
Let it grow 'cause they're on their phones