3X2=6 Vanity 6

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you a story
My favorite band in life is playing town on Wednesday's night
I wish to God I had the nerve to go
The singer in the band's my type, not too big or small
But I hate to let my inner feelings show

[Chorus]
My made-up name is Vanity
'Cause a girl's best friend's her pride
And a working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks
Everybody gets three years of tribulation unless they lie
But with the female, three times two equals six

[Verse 2]
When I'm older, I wanna be a movie star just like Greta Garbo
Well, then I can tell everybody what to do
Well, she was so cool, it was plain to see that she was in control
I bet she never played the part of anyone's fool

[Chorus]
So, my made-up name is Vanity
'Cause a girl's best friend's her pride
And a working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks
(Oh no, oh no)
Everybody gets three years of tribulation unless they lie
But with the female, three times two equals six