Fictional Men PEGGY

[Intro]
So, here's the deal

[Verse 1]
I met this guy like a month ago
I got to thinking and I was like, "What the hell?"
The only problem is that he's on a screen
But he's the man of my dreams, and
In my head, I had it all planned out
A little picket fence and a house (And three dogs)
It's stupid, my mind is not grasping that he's on paper
(I guess I'll just)

[Chorus]
Hold my breath and count to ten
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
My heart and my mind won't seem to align
'Cause I feel real things for a fake-ass guy
And I'm way too old to play pretend
But still I always fall for fictional men
My heart and my mind won't seem to align
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

[Verse 2]
The actor's cute but he's like thirty-three
I guess that's only ten years older than me (Give or take)
Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine
To be completely honest 2020 is killing me
Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
We get it, you've been alone for like six months
But he's not real, face the facts
This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act
(Yeah, no, I think I'm just gonna)