Guilty as Charged (Alternate Version) John C. Reilly

I'm guilty as a smoking gun
Sherriff's full of holes in his bloody bed
I'm guilty, he's wearin' lead

I'm guilty as a bloody knife
Standing over a girl with a severed head
I'm guilty and she's dead

I'm guilty as charged
Guilty as charged
I'm guilty...
I'm guilty as charged

I'm guilty as a red livin' in a hen house
Chick or two a week, no big deal
If he's guilty, I won't squeal

I'm guilty as the Coulee dam
When the big water come-a, come-a crashin' through
If the Coulee is guilty, I am too

I'm guilty as charged
Guilty as charged
I'm guilty...
I'm guilty as charged