Dial-A-Freak Uncle Jamm's Army

Dial-A-Freak
Hello baby, baby

Here I am, mind so blue
Freak on my mind, I don't know what to do
Shall I sit here or shall I call
Up a freak to drive me up the wall?

Moaning

Hello baby, what's the scene?
Can I come pick you up in my limousine?
Just ain't nobody bad like me
I'll make it, break it, freak it

Moaning

Here we are under the stars at Venice Beach
You be the student in the class and I will teach
Open your book, baby, to page freak
Dial-a-freak every day through the week
Dial me, baby

Moaning

In pyramids, on the Nile
I ride my camels through the sand with style
I got an 8 way phone to call my freaks
I kiss a hundred different chicks per week
My telephone never stops ringing
And in my shower, my freaks never stop singing
Some say I'm conceited, but I can't be beated
Gimme respect, though I really don't need it
Egyptian lover, yes, that's me
Baby I'm the king of ecstasy
I'm so sexy, I'm so unique
The Egyptian lover, you little freak
Can you hang? Can you deal?
The Egyptian lover loves for real
Step this way, into my heart
So I can rip your poor mind straight apart