Road Lizard Lil Wayne

[Intro: Lil Wayne]
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard, ugh
Road Lizard, ugh
Road Lizard, ugh

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Look, I fucked a bitch with a broomstick
The same broom that I didn't clean my room with
Yeah, I'm on her peach like a fruit fly
Last night I bumped into God, I be too high
Like "Excuse you," I said, "Who are you?"
He said ''I'm the motherfuckin' reason you are you''
Really? Wow, you're the reason?
And all this time I thought it was bitch ass Dwayne and Cita
Hah, my niggas nutty as a fruit pie
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, mama shoulda got her tubes tied
The only job my bitch ever had is a boob job
Commit to the bitch? I'd rather commit suicide
I once knew a guy who knew a guy who had some weed
He turned out to be fruity, tried to suck my Johnny Appleseed
I ripped his fuckin heart out and gave it to my girl on Valentines Day
And she still fuckin' broke it
You hoe bitch, I hate you
Matter of fact, I love every bitch that ain't you
I heard they kick you out of heaven for dyking with angels
Ughhhhh!
I said I'll never think about you again
Then you gave me brain, you playing mind games
I tattoo these tears 'cause you a crying shame
I know you fuck niggas who on my team like Mama James
I fucked you raw, now a nigga pissing fire rain
And now my dick mad at me, fuck!