The Ballad of Guskin the Gophertaur The Centaurworld Cast

[GOPHERTAUR]
In the underground, there's no shortage of pretty things
And the wormtaurs and the moletaurs got no eyes
So sit back with a hot stein full of corndogs

[MOLETAURS]
Corndogs...

[GOPHERTAUR]
And I'll tell you of the most beautiful guy...

He's Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go
Watch him dig with his powerful thighs

[MOLETAURS]
Thighs...

[GOPHERTAUR]
Oh, he's Guskin the Gophertaur, you'll fall in love
Everybody!

[HOLETAURS]
With his beautiful gophertaur eyes

[ALL]
He's Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go!