​i’m not a rapper Xavier Goodman

[Intro]
You see, what people fail to realize is that (Man, what's up?)

[Verse 1]
I'm not a rapper, I'm an artist
See I can paint an empty canvas with a can of peas
And make it make sense
If you not making dollars, it don't make sense
Wait a minute, while I'm talking I can't pay rent
But I can pay attention to you (I can pay attention)
I can write a thesis paper about your statement
Then go staple on your ankles for you
I can sew the hole in your jeans with one word, haha, K-mart
They got some nice clothes, I'm a walking typo
Pour milk before my cereal just like a psycho (He's crazy)
I'm not a rapper, I'm an artist
I can-I can walk a tightrope, playing a piano with my eyes closed
Because I am not a rapper, I'm an artist
I can go save Jack in a all black Maybach and save that I wanna rap the film just because I farted (Uh, excuse me)
'Cause I am not a rapper I'm an artist I can have the best fit in the room just by shopping at Target (Six dollar shirts?)
Because I am not a rapper, I'm an artist
I can pull up with some Timbs and a beater in a Charger
'Cause I am not a rapper, I'm an artist
If I don't got autotune, I use my fan as autotune
Because I am not a rapper, I'm an artist
I create on the spot, just like Crayola, I create on the spot
Because I am not a rapper, I'm an artist
I can duct tape the rapture and then turn it to a statue just so it'll never stab me
'Cause I'm fabulous, immaculate, a fire-spitting dragon
Got to throw a Pokeball just to catch me, just to catch 'em like Ash
'Cause I am not a rapper, I'm an artist
I can skip a rock, and make a flock of birds put on different socks
The rush that have you beating up your hands, who you feeding with your lies?
They come and beat up your mans too
Because I am not a rapper, I'm an artist
I can call up The Rock, just to ask him to move a rock (Move a rock)