Oh, no! Babies everywhere
Everybody's having babies!
Crying and pissing and burping and spittin' and fussin'
And shittin' while making you rue the day
Babies. Too many babies
Listen up everyone, here's the scoop
Babies like to turn your money into poop
Newborns all look like aliens
They spawn on this planet and abduct your best friend
Sleep deprived, want to die, as I rock him to sleep
Work all day, rinse, lather, then repeat
Sing a lullaby while ignoring the smell
Gotta keep the thing alive or you'll end up in jail
Babies will whine and cry
All day and night
What I'm trying to say is
I don't wanna have baby
That's a "no," not a "maybe"
Everybody says I'm crazy
Cuz I don't wanna raise a baby
Everybody's having babies!
Crying and pissing and burping and spittin' and fussin'
And shittin' while making you rue the day
Babies. Too many babies
Listen up everyone, here's the scoop
Babies like to turn your money into poop
Newborns all look like aliens
They spawn on this planet and abduct your best friend
Sleep deprived, want to die, as I rock him to sleep
Work all day, rinse, lather, then repeat
Sing a lullaby while ignoring the smell
Gotta keep the thing alive or you'll end up in jail
Babies will whine and cry
All day and night
What I'm trying to say is
I don't wanna have baby
That's a "no," not a "maybe"
Everybody says I'm crazy
Cuz I don't wanna raise a baby
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