Modern Monster Mash The Key of Awesome (Ft. Mark Douglas, Mike Birch & Todd Womack)

[Verse 1]
You remember in the 60's when I invented the Mash?
Well, now the time has come for me to update that smash
Since I've been out of the fright game for 52 odd years
I invited a new crew to spread spooky cheer
The first to arrive was Dr. Hannibal Lecter
He brought his own date and he seemed to respect her
They hit the dance floor with a jive and a jitter
Then he, he ripped off her face! He's pulling out her liver!

[Chorus: Mark Douglas as Boris & Mark Douglas as Jigsaw]
(That's really gross!) Oh my god, what just happened?
(He ate her face) Yes, I know, I saw!
(Speaking of Saw...) I like to play disgusting games
(He broke his jaw) that is way too graphic, I'm going to faint!

[Verse 2]
Surely all the other guests won't be this rude
Like this classic monster: a scary, hip dude
He's got a kooky style and a spooktastic look
Oh my god! He just hung the waiter on a meat hook
Why?!

[Chorus]
(He's Leatherface!) He's cutting him up with a chainsaw
(It's what he does!) Who is Freddy Krueger?
(He haunts your dreams) Ooh, he sounds like a real spooker
(I murder teens) You can't escape me, bitch!
Language!