Why You Wanna Get Funky... Del the Funky Homosapien

[Verse 1]
A new day was dawning
Yes one more morning
Just stretching and yawning
Picked up my belongings
And call my crew
See what we all can do
Let's go to the mall
The one with the waterfall
And take your father's car
Although it ain't that far
They got a whole bazaar
Of fly girls up the par
Yeah sounds like a plan
I need a new Walkman
We pass the popcorn stand
And see what we can land
In the land no less
I spot a cutie with Guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said "Damn you fine"
But nothing 'bout her behind
I said "Do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat?"
She said "No
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe"
I said "I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a Coke"
She said "This must be a joke"
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said "What's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?"