Jazz Age/Subtle Krista Knight, Dave Malloy (Ft. Company of Don't Stop Me, Eliana Gershon, Emily Gumperz, Jillian Abaya & Joe Weinberg)

(The commentators become 20s style radio announcers.)

(Music of the giddy jazz-age.)

(The contestants start dancing.)

SAMSON:
It’s a Jazz Age Prohibition Era Speakeasy, Jaynie, would you look at that?

JAYNIE:
Ruffle your tail feathers!

SAMSON:
Shake your beaded tassels

MO:
Wag your bran muffins!

SAMSON:
Let’s get a mid-heat pulse on the contestants shall we? How all you dolls—

JAYNIE:
Dames—

SAMSON:
Dicks—