I Like Ev’rybody Shorty Long & Susan Johnson

[CLEO, spoken]
Ooh! Smile, smile, smile. 

(sung)
That's all you do is smile
You tell the whole damned world
To step right up and take advantage

[HERMAN]
Oh, I don't mind

[CLEO]
You don't mind!

[HERMAN]
I like everybody
That I've ever met
I never met anybody
That got me upset
No chip on my shoulder
Hate in my heart or green in my eye
And as I get older
I find that more and more

I like everybody
That's my kind of fun
And though I strike everybody
As chump number one
No robber can rob this good-natured slob
Of his private sky of blue
I like everybody
And extra specially I like you
I like you
I like you