[Intro]
Banned from the bar and barred from the club
And clubbed by the cops for copping some drugs
Drugged down the street by his self-abuse
A candy-man hanging from a self-tied noose
-ance in public with panties and bra-hies
Not like the beaver of Harriet and Ozzies
He's the bastard son of the Colonel Kurtz
Lucille Ball-buster, crystal meth-el Mertz
[Verse 1]
I wasn't born this way, I was raised
Not by wolves but by Jews I was guilted and hazed
A middle class clown waging lower class war
A Beverly hillbilly peeled off the floor
[Pre Chorus 1]
The erratic irreverent reverend that wreaks
Havoc and wreckage whenever he speaks
I'm not the first, I'm your last second shot
A film about grave robbing without a plot
[Chorus 1]
Throwing a party? I'll Darby Crash it
My Captain's Sensibilities tells me to smash it
I am the shit smeared in your pillowcase
I'm not the texting, I'm the upper case
Banned from the bar and barred from the club
And clubbed by the cops for copping some drugs
Drugged down the street by his self-abuse
A candy-man hanging from a self-tied noose
-ance in public with panties and bra-hies
Not like the beaver of Harriet and Ozzies
He's the bastard son of the Colonel Kurtz
Lucille Ball-buster, crystal meth-el Mertz
[Verse 1]
I wasn't born this way, I was raised
Not by wolves but by Jews I was guilted and hazed
A middle class clown waging lower class war
A Beverly hillbilly peeled off the floor
[Pre Chorus 1]
The erratic irreverent reverend that wreaks
Havoc and wreckage whenever he speaks
I'm not the first, I'm your last second shot
A film about grave robbing without a plot
[Chorus 1]
Throwing a party? I'll Darby Crash it
My Captain's Sensibilities tells me to smash it
I am the shit smeared in your pillowcase
I'm not the texting, I'm the upper case
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