ACT ONE
The title sequence is as usual for Halloween episodes. We sweep through Springfield Cemetery and see more amusing tombstones, then cut to a special Halloween couch gag. The rest of the credits roll, in dripping green letters.Bart wanders through an art gallery, with many scary paintings of the Simpsons family behind him.
BART
Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that---
MARGE
Bart! You should warn people this episode is very frightening. And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds" broadcast on NPR, hmm?
BART
Yes, mother.
MARGE
Good. Now you hold Maggie. I'm going to buy some earrings at the gift shop.
Marge gives Maggie to Bart, who sighs.
BART
The subject of our first painting tonight is the most foul, evil, vicious, diabolical beast to stalk the earth. Of course I refer to---
Maggie puts her pacifier in Bart's mouth.
BART
Mm-mm-mmm! (spits it out, coughing and spluttering) The devil...
The title "The Devil and Homer Simpson" appears in front of the painting. The story starts on a catwalk. Homer is in the crowd.
The title sequence is as usual for Halloween episodes. We sweep through Springfield Cemetery and see more amusing tombstones, then cut to a special Halloween couch gag. The rest of the credits roll, in dripping green letters.Bart wanders through an art gallery, with many scary paintings of the Simpsons family behind him.
BART
Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that---
MARGE
Bart! You should warn people this episode is very frightening. And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds" broadcast on NPR, hmm?
BART
Yes, mother.
MARGE
Good. Now you hold Maggie. I'm going to buy some earrings at the gift shop.
Marge gives Maggie to Bart, who sighs.
BART
The subject of our first painting tonight is the most foul, evil, vicious, diabolical beast to stalk the earth. Of course I refer to---
Maggie puts her pacifier in Bart's mouth.
BART
Mm-mm-mmm! (spits it out, coughing and spluttering) The devil...
The title "The Devil and Homer Simpson" appears in front of the painting. The story starts on a catwalk. Homer is in the crowd.
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