[Verse 1]
She left for someone so much slimmer than me
My confidence wrecked, like a ship in the sea
But I got allotment, and I got the shed
I got the toys when the kids have dropped dead
[Pre-Chorus 1]
I've got the confidence nipped in the bud
I got the backchat that does me no good
Just when you think she can't get no more cold
She's emptied the freezer and left me the mould
[Chorus]
Just when you think she's got all that you got
She got the roof, and left chimney pot
Just when you think she can't get any lower
She got the garden, left you the mower
The mower...
[Verse 2]
When I asked why she found somebody else
She answered me, 'Why, just take a look at yourself'
Just when I felt it was as low as it gets
She's left me the dog food and taken the pets
She left for someone so much slimmer than me
My confidence wrecked, like a ship in the sea
But I got allotment, and I got the shed
I got the toys when the kids have dropped dead
[Pre-Chorus 1]
I've got the confidence nipped in the bud
I got the backchat that does me no good
Just when you think she can't get no more cold
She's emptied the freezer and left me the mould
[Chorus]
Just when you think she's got all that you got
She got the roof, and left chimney pot
Just when you think she can't get any lower
She got the garden, left you the mower
The mower...
[Verse 2]
When I asked why she found somebody else
She answered me, 'Why, just take a look at yourself'
Just when I felt it was as low as it gets
She's left me the dog food and taken the pets
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