All Er Nothin’ Oklahoma! - 1998 Royal National Theatre Cast (Ft. Jimmy Johnston & Vicki Simon)

[WILL]
You'll have to be a little more standoffish
When fellers offer you a buggy ride

[ANNIE]
I'll give a imitation of a crawfish
And dig myself a hole where I can hide

[WILL]
I heared how you was kickin' up some capers
When I was off in Kansas City, Mo
I heard some things you couldn't print in papers
From fellers who been talkin' like they know

[ANNIE]
Foot
I only did the kind of things I orta, sorta
To you I was as faithful as c'n be for me
Them stories 'bout the way I lost my bloomers—rumors
A lot of tempest in a pot of tea

[WILL]
The whole thing don't sound very good to me

[ANNIE]
Well, ya see