Doodle Nervous Young Men

[Verse 1]
I have a friend and he isn't real
I don’t understand what's the big deal
I talk to him when I'm alone
We discuss things and pretend we’re stone

[Chorus]
He's inside my mind, but we shouldn't mind
If you would be so kind as to leave us alone
He'll be on time, you can leave me behind
I wouldn't mind if you left us alone

[Verse 2]
You'd have a friend if you ran away
You'd be by yourself all every day
Your friends are real but they're not your friends
You know how it feels to not have any friends

[Chorus]
He’s inside my mind, but you shouldn’t mind
If you would be so kind as to leave us alone
He'll be on time, you can leave me behind
I wouldn’t mind if you left us alone

He's inside my mind, but you shouldn't mind
If you would be so kind as to leave us alone
He'll be on time, you can leave me behind
I wouldn’t mind if you left us alone