Mary the One Eyed Prostitute, Who Fought the Colossal Squid and Saved Us from Certain Death on the High Seas, God Rest Her One Eyed Soul The Dreadnoughts

[Verse 1]
Ah, we found her smoking merrily
In the Balmoral Hotel
And we knew she was our only
One-eyed Northern Belle
With Shamus up the mizzen-mast
And Willie at the head

Oh, we set to sea
A 1, 2, 3!
A new fine wench in the cabin bed

[Pre-Chorus]
The kraken rising from the depths below
He never counted on Mary, from the snow

[Verse 2]
The sea was rolling merrily
Round the shores of Bowen Isle
Ah, the Swedish Bastard sang a song
That made dear Mary smile
Then I gave the sailor's prayer, me boys
We roared out in the rain

And below the sea
A 1, 2, 3!
The monster heard our sad refrain