Enderman vs. Dirt Block JT Music (Ft. Dan Bull)

JT:
I'm an Enderman, like a Slenderman
I'll find your daughter on MySpace and friend her man
You won't believe that I'm a tender man, ha
Well, maybe not, but I pretend I am
When you're around me, be gentle man
And when you look at me in the eye try not to wet your pants
I'm an Enderman, with my ender clan
And you're just another piece to my ender plan

DB:
On the third day, God mad the Earth, hey
I'm pretty sure that means today's my birthday, yay!
Yeah, I'm the dirtblock, the first block you break
Without me you'd be lost for days
No trees, no grass, no farms, no fruit
No chance to level up and get that lovely loot
I'm a fundamental element part of every land
To beat me, Enderman, you'd better invent a better plan

Chorus:
This whole fight is kinda pointless
Let's just kick back and enjoy this
Enderman vs. Dirtblock
Weirdest shit I've heard of
I'll bet two pork chops on the tall guy
Double or nothing on the short guy
Hope this doesn't take a long time
Take a seat, we might be here all night