Now Hiring Mega Ran (Ft. Open Mike Eagle)

[Intro: Random]
Okay, today's to-do list: I gotta hit up all fifty of these blogs to try and promote the single I'm droppin' tomorrow. I wanna tour about two months so I need to contact all 25 of these venues and, of course, at some time, make a beat. Ughh, I need a manager

[Chorus: Open Mike Eagle]
'Cause I don't wanna be a a-hole
Too many yes men I need someone to say no
I don't have much in terms of payroll
I just wanna make music and lay low
'Cause I don't wanna be a a-hole
Too many yes men I need someone to say no
I don't have much in terms of payroll
I just wanna make music and lay low
I don't know what else to say, yo

[Verse 1: Random]
Consider this my announcement: now hiring
I need management, not street teaming and flyering
I can tweet my own links, so thank you kindly
Don't need nobody cosigning and following blindly
Cause it's getting more tedious
Dealing with the websites and media, in need of a
Manager that just won't do it for wealth
Just someone who can do more than I do for myself
'Cause some days I spend more time promoting and soliciting
Than I do listening to beats it's kinda sickening
I need someone to filter through my emails
Pick out the important ones and summarize the details
Then when I see cats and they ask, "Did you get it?"
I can say, "Nah, my manager musta hid it"
Dawg, I like Netflix and Xbox
But I'm at my PC more than cats when a desk job