My Left Nut Itch Devin The Dude

[Intro: Devin The Dude]
Are you still with the Network Health insurance this year?
I am no longer with them, but if you can help me, I would gladly be with you guys
'Kay, well, we’re not— we're not offering health insurance
Uh, well, what are you—
I work with all the small-type members of Network Health plans
Hmm
So, are you not insured through your employer this year?
Uh, actually, I need some insurance
I'm glad you called ’cause I need some help
I have a situation, I don't know where to go
But with your plan, I'm pretty sure you can give me somewhere to go to relieve me of my left ball itch
'Kay, uh, okay, Devin?
Yes, sir?
With the Network Health— are you still with the Network Health insurance?
Uh, do you think
From your work experience, that you guys can help me
With my left nut itching constantly, every day?
What do you think?
We do not have any benefits for that
Well, what about the right nut itching every day?
We have nothing for that either
For no nuts?
No
You don't have a testicle clause in there anywhere?
No
Glad, ha, you can't be of help
You're wasting my time and my left nut is still itching you son of a bitch