Along Came Bialy Mel Brooks (Ft. Brad Oscar, Cady Huffman, Jennifer Smith, Kathy Fitzgerald, Madeleine Doherty, Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane & Roger Bart)

[MAX]
The time has come
To be a lover from the Argentine
To slick my hair down with Brilliantine
And gargle heavily with Listerine
Wow!
It's time for Max
To put his backers on their backs
And thrill them with amazing acts
Those aging nymphomaniacs

Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah!

They were helpless
They were hopeless
Then along came Bialy!
They were joyless
They were boyless
Then along came Bialy!
They're my angels
I'm their devil
And I keep those embers aglow
When I woos 'em
I can't lose 'em
'Cause I cast my spell 'n'
They start yellin'
Fire down below!