[Skit]
Hello, and welcome to Lionlake Incorporated. I will guide you through the history of the business while you take your elevator down. Lionlake Inc. was founded in 2020 by R.J. Lionlake, a great man indeed. R.J. has had multiple run-ins with the law, racist scums, and much more. Lionlake Inc. offices are great; they have fizzy water coolers; hot chocolate dispensers that also turn into cold chocolate dispensers; a Mr. Whippy soft serve machine; a noose if you get too tired of your life, and much more at Lionlake Inc! I see your elevator is nearly at your floor, let me change that for you...
We have an elevator break down at floor 36! I repeat! We have an elevator break down at floor 36!
Shit, I have to get there in 5 minutes!
It seems you'll be here for another 5 years!
No. No. No! No! No!!!
Hello, and welcome to Lionlake Incorporated. I will guide you through the history of the business while you take your elevator down. Lionlake Inc. was founded in 2020 by R.J. Lionlake, a great man indeed. R.J. has had multiple run-ins with the law, racist scums, and much more. Lionlake Inc. offices are great; they have fizzy water coolers; hot chocolate dispensers that also turn into cold chocolate dispensers; a Mr. Whippy soft serve machine; a noose if you get too tired of your life, and much more at Lionlake Inc! I see your elevator is nearly at your floor, let me change that for you...
We have an elevator break down at floor 36! I repeat! We have an elevator break down at floor 36!
Shit, I have to get there in 5 minutes!
It seems you'll be here for another 5 years!
No. No. No! No! No!!!
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