Mister Love The Itchyworms

[Intro]
Live your life a little, fold it in the middle
And send it out to Mister Love!

[Verse 1: Boy]
Dear Mister Love, my name is Boy
I'm only thirty-nine years old
And I haven't had a girlfriend yet
I'm so alone, I really don't know what to do
So I'm asking for some tips from you

[Verse 2: Mister Love]
Hey Boy!
If you think a girlfriend is what you need, true love indeed
She'll take away your money and leave you crying to me
Trust me, so follow my advice and soon you'll see

[Verse 3: Boy]
Dear Mister Love, I think you're wrong
'Cause everybody in the world needs love
And I know that's where we all belong
I'm so much loved
My heart is bursting through and through
I just need someone to give it to

[Verse 4: Mister Love]
Hey Boy!
If you think its love in your life you lack, it's a heart attack
Think of yourself as lucky to be so single and free, like me
No, you don't need another he or she