The Birds and the Bees Chain Swangaz (Ft. Andy Milonakis)

[Intro :Andy Milonakis]
Oh my God, that's him, that's him, that's Dirt Nasty
Oh my Gosh, go ask him
No you ask him, no you!
But I'm scared
Okay, hey Dirt Nasty
I-I asked my mom, where babies come from, and she says a stork bring them down from heaven, is that true?

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty]
Well let me break it down for you kid
Ain't no stork done dropped off shit (what?)
Ain't no Santa, no Easter Bunny, no tooth fairy and bitches want money
See your mom gave dad some head, he shoulda pulled out and nutted on the bed
Instead, nine months later, you plopped out your moms fat ass during labor (hehe)
But mommy was a player, you might be your dads but you prolly your neighbor's
Came out all sloppy and shit, crying like a bitch, suckin' her tits
See that's what God intended, but Lord have mercy the twat's infected (what's a twat?)
As the doc cut the umbilical he saw your cock and said fuck you're pitiful
Now here you are seven years later and your dick ain't grown a fucking centimeter (that's true)
How can I teach you profilactic, just stick the plan with your tiny little fat dick

[Hook]
Let me teach you the birds and the bees, it's kindda easy like A B C
If you feel like it burns when you pee, put a rubber on your dick for the STD (that's right)
Let me teach you the birds and the bees (stupid), public service from Dirt Nasty (dumb shit)
See that little red dot on your meat? Put a rubber on your dick then act like me
Doggy style, that's the shit, girl on top, squeeze her tit, missionary, nah thats lame, choke a bitch, what's my name? (Dirt Nasty)