Way Out West (on West End Avenue) Rodgers & Hart

(Verse)
I've traveled the plains
On mountain streams I'd paddle
Over the Rockies I would trail
I'd hark to the strains
Of cowboys in the saddle
Not very musical, but male
I've roamed o'er the range with the herd
Where seldom is heard an intelligent word

(Chorus)
Git along, little taxi, you can keep the change
I'm ridin' home to my kitchen range
Way out west on West End Avenue
Oh, I love to listen to the wagon wheels
That bring the milk that your neighbor steals
Way out west on West End Avenue
Keep all your mountains
And your lone prairie so pretty
Give me the fountains
That go wrong at Radio City
I would trade your famous deer and antelope
For one tall beer and a cantaloupe
Way out west on West End Avenue
Yippee-yi-yay!