Ain’t Nothin’ Better’n Bein’ a Country Boy Lil Tra$h

[Intro]
We gon' need a whole bunch o' Mountain Dew for this 'un

[Verse 1]
Well, last night I seen my sister
I sure did miss her (I did)
The smell of my cousin lingers on her neck (roll tide)
We went down to the river
Shot a whole bunch o' critters
Before you put words in my mouth
I ain't racist 'cause I'm from the South

[Chorus]
Well, the farm's goin' good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise (alright now)
Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

[Verse 2]
Well, my ex-wife callin' and annoyin' me
Speakin' of X, he needs to be free
Kickin' up dust in the air, it's hard to see (I can't see shit)
Well, my cornfield's lookin' mighty fine this year
I sit back and drink a beer
Enjoy this summertime breeze while it lasts
I said now