[Intro: Danny Sexbang]
This song is about a problem that I have
Frequently
[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual, some occur during
Periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
No reason boner
No reason boner
It baffles scientists
No reason boner
[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
This morning, I was having breakfast
At the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
Got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down and realized
I was one hundred percent erect
This song is about a problem that I have
Frequently
[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual, some occur during
Periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
No reason boner
No reason boner
It baffles scientists
No reason boner
[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
This morning, I was having breakfast
At the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
Got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down and realized
I was one hundred percent erect
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