They Never Pick Their Friends Regular Show

[Verse: Rigby]
Why do friends not pick their friends
To enter a video game competition with them?
When they know that they would wanna be in it?
I guess it's because they just don't wanna win it
You should've picked me, do the right thing
You better pick me before we get to this stupid tournament

[Interlude: Mordecai, Rigby]
*knocks on door*
Dude what are you doing in there?
C'mon, we gotta get on the road!
Just a minute!

[Outro: Rigby]
They never pick their friends
They never pick their friends
They never pick their friends
They never pick...