Pill Bugs Zach Sherwin

[Verse 1]
I had this girl, and when we would spend the night, y'all
She slept curled up on her side in a tight ball
I told her she reminded me of those lil' bugs
Some call 'em roly polies, some call 'em pill bugs
Some say sow bugs, some say potato bugs
She said, "That's what I make you think of?
I hate those bugs! They're disgusting"
I said, "They're great! I love 'em"
She said, "Name one reason why"
I said, "Here's five of 'em"

[Chorus]
Five reasons why your lady love
Should be flattered if you compare her to a potato bug
Girls, don't take it as a snub
It's praise to be embraced with hugs
Don't hate, they're great bugs
(Five) Five reasons why pill bugs are ill bugs
(Five) Five reasons why sow bugs are wow bugs
(Five) Five reasons why you're being praised highly, not lowly
If you're compared to a roly poly

[Verse 2]
1: Pill bugs are harmless to humans
2: Their legs move in a soft little blur
3: They crawl non-threateningly
They do not dart, jump, or fly, no sir
4: You mostly see them one at a time
No swarming, but the cutest reason may be this:
The way they curl up when you touch them in the middle
Reminds me of a baby's fist, it's adorable
My girl was cool with all five
She rolled over on her side, and she rolled up mollified
But, as I lay there, I couldn't slow my heart rate
'Cause I kept thinking, "Pill bugs really are great"
So I hopped out of bed, hopped on the internet
And the things I read there blew my mind into shreds
Here's the results of my research, you best be believin'
I came up with five more reasons